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Originally Posted by The Jackal
I've got my physical on Friday.. hoping the cholesterol has taken a huge dip with the loss of 35 pounds and the reduction of saturated fat!
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Good luck!
Reminds me of a doctor's visit a few years ago. I came in rather overweight with a family history of diabetes, heart problems, etc. So they did all the blood work on me, sent it out and then had me back in to discuss the results.
Doctor looks at me, shakes his head and says, "You need to lose some weight because..." and then glances down at the sheet. "Hmmm...blood sugar is fine".
Looks at me again and says, "You need to lose some weight because..." and looks over his sheet. "Cholesterol is really good."
"You need to lose some weight because..."...checks his sheet..."blood pressure is better than normal."
He does this routine a couple more times until finally he looks me square in the eye and says, "You need to lose some weight because...YOU'RE FAT!"
