Originally Posted by Barkeep49
Last time hoops ran a game I got to be a TALKING SWORD. Think about that. A SWORD WHO TALKS. I don't think you need to worry about him letting you down whatever role you might have.
I was blinded! They tore out my eyes, stop complaining
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.