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According to authorities, the neighbor grabbed two ornamental swords and ran to help. He was immediately struck in the head with a bat when he entered the home.
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Ha!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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