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Coffee Warlord · 12-29-2005, 05:50 PM

It is quiet. Too quiet. Many of you have trouble sleeping, wondering just what will happen tonight. Around midnight, all hell breaks loose. You hear a great crash, splintered wood, grunts, thuds, and the sound of blades being crossed. A brief flash of light later, and all silent. Sprinting out into the courtyard, you see...nothing. Every man who went to bed is up and about. No deaths, no wounds, nothing. All is well with the night.

...Save for what is quickly becoming the real unpleasantness of the night. A crude wooden slab has been planted into the ground, and drawn in white chalk is the rough outline of, yes...a rectum. Lo and behold, a massive Trout has been gutted and placed right on top of the vulgar drawing. A new sacrifice to the powers that be! But do the elementals desire a Trout in a rectum? That remains to be seen.

Not terribly far away on a slab of stone is a far larger, very dead creature. And if it were alive, it would not be funny at all. For nothing is more serious than a Rhino about to charge your ass. To the dismay of charging Rhinos everywhere, this particular one will charge no more. It has been gutted, its entrails artfully arranged on the stone slab in the shape of a smiley face. A quality sacrifice to be certain. But is it enough?

Having been rudely awoken by the sound of combat, having been subjected to witnessing an ugly combination of Trouts in rectums and Rhino entrails, you return to bed, trying to salvage what sleep you can.

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12-29-2005, 05:50 PM	#286
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	It is quiet. Too quiet. Many of you have trouble sleeping, wondering just what will happen tonight. Around midnight, all hell breaks loose. You hear a great crash, splintered wood, grunts, thuds, and the sound of blades being crossed. A brief flash of light later, and all silent. Sprinting out into the courtyard, you see...nothing. Every man who went to bed is up and about. No deaths, no wounds, nothing. All is well with the night. ...Save for what is quickly becoming the real unpleasantness of the night. A crude wooden slab has been planted into the ground, and drawn in white chalk is the rough outline of, yes...a rectum. Lo and behold, a massive Trout has been gutted and placed right on top of the vulgar drawing. A new sacrifice to the powers that be! But do the elementals desire a Trout in a rectum? That remains to be seen. Not terribly far away on a slab of stone is a far larger, very dead creature. And if it were alive, it would not be funny at all. For nothing is more serious than a Rhino about to charge your ass. To the dismay of charging Rhinos everywhere, this particular one will charge no more. It has been gutted, its entrails artfully arranged on the stone slab in the shape of a smiley face. A quality sacrifice to be certain. But is it enough? Having been rudely awoken by the sound of combat, having been subjected to witnessing an ugly combination of Trouts in rectums and Rhino entrails, you return to bed, trying to salvage what sleep you can. DAY 2 NOW OPEN, VOTING DEADLINE 7pm CST FRIDAY Active List ----------- 1 Ardent Enthusiast 2 Blade6119 3 Schmidty, Human, Lynched Day 1 4 Dacman 5 Hoopsguy 6 SnDvls 7 Passacaglia 8 Path12 9 St.Cronin 10 Grammaticus 11 TazFTW 12 Saldana 13 WVUFAN 14 Kingfc22 15 Barkeep49 16 dubb93 Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 12-30-2005 at 01:34 PM.