So the RL Dolphins lost and I took the mockery and tauntings I had coming from the Packers fans in the house aaand I got tricked into greatly embarassing myself about 20 minutes ago. I need a pick me up.
Cleveland (0-14) VS Miami (1-13) (-1)
This qualifies as good a chance as any! I'd really like a win. Why are the Browns 0-14, you ask? Because their defense, o-line, and receivers are all terrible and Jim Brown is a 10 year veteran.
Naturally
RB Jim "Old Man" Brown rushes for 84 yards and a Dolphins-slaying 2 TDs to give Cleveland their first win of the year by a 19-14 scoreline. On a good note,
RB Ty Raines rushes for a career best 95 yards and
SS Isaac Covington has a nice all-around game with 6 tackles, 3 assists, and an INT.
Code:
Weather: 61 degrees, rain.
1Q: 08:38 CLE - Pete Joseph 34 field goal.
2Q: 12:50 MIA - Oliver Seidman 4 pass from Bart Pepper.
2Q: 12:50 MIA - Maurice Lantz extra point.
2Q: 04:34 MIA - Lewis Burmeister 3 pass from Bart Pepper.
2Q: 04:34 MIA - Maurice Lantz extra point.
3Q: 09:45 CLE - Pete Joseph 38 field goal.
3Q: 05:43 CLE - Jim Brown 17 run.
3Q: 05:43 CLE - Pete Joseph extra point.
4Q: 12:09 CLE - Jim Brown 3 run.
4Q: 12:09 CLE - Jim Brown run for conversion failed.
Game MVP: CLE 96 Kirk Jeffries
Cleveland 3 0 10 6 - 19
Miami 0 14 0 0 - 14
Team Statistics CLE MIA
First Downs 14 15
Total Rushes 27 31
Rushing Yards 93 155
Yards Per Carry 3.4 5.0
Pass Attempts 30 29
Completions 15 19
Passing Yards 152 127
Yards Per Attempt 5.0 4.3
Sacked 2 3
Yards Lost 14 16
Interceptions 2 2
Fumbles/Lost 0/0 0/0
Total Plays 59 63
Total Yards 231 266
Yards Per Play 3.9 4.2
3rd Down Plays 4/13 7/16
Avg. YTG on 3rd 7.7 5.3
4th Down Plays 0/0 0/1
Penalties 5 8
Penalty Yards 30 42
Avg. Drive Start OWN 34 OWN 27
Time Of Possession 28:59 31:01
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Rushing Att Yards Avg Long TD
33 Raines 21 95 4.5 28 0
24 Gonzalez 7 48 6.8 18 0
12 Pepper 2 8 4.0 5 0
44 Tesson 1 4 4.0 4 0
Passing Att Comp Yards Yd/Att Long TD Int Sckd
12 Pepper 29 19 127 4.3 14 2 2 3
Receiving Catch Yards Avg YAC Long TD
85 Seidman 6 47 7.8 9 14 1
81 Burmeister 5 28 5.6 2 10 1
86 Woodling 3 20 6.6 5 10 0
82 Powell 2 12 6.0 1 7 0
24 Gonzalez 1 3 3.0 0 3 0
29 Jamison 1 11 11.0 1 11 0
88 Giddens 1 6 6.0 1 6 0
Punt Returns Att Yards Avg TD
Kick Returns Att Yards Avg TD
41 Neasman 3 52 17.3 0
33 Raines 1 17 17.0 0
Punting Punts Yards Avg Long In20
1 Kaplan 8 268 33.5 49 1
Kicking FG FGA Long PAT Att
2 Lantz 0 0 0 2 2
Defense Tackle Assist Sack Int IntYds IntTD
34 Covington 6 3 0.0 1 0 0
97 Whitfield 4 0 1.0 0 0 0
42 Lyons 4 2 0.0 0 0 0
21 Fiset 4 0 0.0 0 0 0
53 Briles 3 2 1.0 0 0 0
57 Hazeltine 3 1 0.0 1 22 0
37 Fisk 3 1 0.0 0 0 0
33 Raines 3 0 0.0 0 0 0
73 Dias 3 0 0.0 0 0 0
90 McIntyre 3 0 0.0 0 0 0
59 Holmes 2 1 0.0 0 0 0
85 Seidman 2 0 0.0 0 0 0
25 Prior 2 0 0.0 0 0 0
74 Krueger 1 2 0.0 0 0 0
86 Woodling 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
82 Powell 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
88 Giddens 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
79 Moss 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
47 Warren 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
77 Rasmussen 0 2 0.0 0 0 0
76 Marsden 0 1 0.0 0 0 0
Miscellaneous Fumb FForc Recov MiscTD KeyRBlk SckAlwd
63 Mickelson 0 0 0 0 0 1
52 Anthony 0 0 0 0 3 1
60 Freeman 0 0 0 0 3 0
58 McDaniel 0 0 0 0 0 1
65 Bugenhagen 0 0 0 0 3 0
78 Bruce 0 0 0 0 1 0
We get a couple minor knocks, but nothing worth keeping anyone out of the final game of the year, which I'm posting here so my next post can be postseason and offseason.
Miami (1-14) AT Baltimore (14-1) (-17)
In this universe, they're the Ravens because I forgot to change the name file so that they're the Colts. My bad. I like the Ravens nickname better anyway, really.
We manage a field goal and the Ravens claw us 33-3, about what I expected.
MLB Byron Briles busts out with 9 tackles and 2 assists to continue his surprising rookie campaign.
Code:
Weather: 30 degrees, fair.
1Q: 07:24 BAL - Devin Harvey 27 field goal.
2Q: 11:38 BAL - Devin Harvey 23 field goal.
2Q: 05:25 MIA - Maurice Lantz 27 field goal.
2Q: 03:04 BAL - Devin Harvey 45 field goal.
2Q: 00:11 BAL - Devin Harvey 51 field goal.
3Q: 08:29 BAL - Jack Clancy 3 pass from Wayne Clark.
3Q: 08:29 BAL - Devin Harvey extra point.
4Q: 12:19 BAL - Odell Lawson 11 run.
4Q: 12:19 BAL - Devin Harvey extra point.
4Q: 07:01 BAL - Odell Lawson 19 run.
4Q: 07:01 BAL - Devin Harvey extra point.
Game MVP: BAL 8 Wayne Clark
Miami 0 3 0 0 - 3
Baltimore 3 9 7 14 - 33
Team Statistics MIA BAL
First Downs 12 20
Total Rushes 26 33
Rushing Yards 74 164
Yards Per Carry 2.8 4.9
Pass Attempts 21 30
Completions 13 21
Passing Yards 102 187
Yards Per Attempt 4.8 6.2
Sacked 4 1
Yards Lost 26 7
Interceptions 1 0
Fumbles/Lost 0/0 0/0
Total Plays 51 64
Total Yards 150 344
Yards Per Play 2.9 5.3
3rd Down Plays 4/13 9/15
Avg. YTG on 3rd 7.5 5.5
4th Down Plays 0/1 0/0
Penalties 2 7
Penalty Yards 10 40
Avg. Drive Start OWN 21 OWN 41
Time Of Possession 26:23 33:37
Code:
Rushing Att Yards Avg Long TD
33 Raines 14 44 3.1 12 0
24 Gonzalez 6 17 2.8 8 0
12 Pepper 4 8 2.0 4 0
86 Woodling 2 5 2.5 3 0
Passing Att Comp Yards Yd/Att Long TD Int Sckd
12 Pepper 21 13 102 4.8 15 0 1 4
Receiving Catch Yards Avg YAC Long TD
33 Raines 3 15 5.0 3 9 0
81 Burmeister 3 9 3.0 3 6 0
85 Seidman 3 40 13.3 1 15 0
44 Tesson 2 18 9.0 1 11 0
82 Powell 1 10 10.0 0 10 0
88 Giddens 1 10 10.0 0 10 0
Punt Returns Att Yards Avg TD
85 Seidman 1 10 10.0 0
Kick Returns Att Yards Avg TD
41 Neasman 4 42 10.5 0
33 Raines 1 21 21.0 0
82 Powell 1 7 7.0 0
Punting Punts Yards Avg Long In20
1 Kaplan 7 303 43.2 55 3
Kicking FG FGA Long PAT Att
2 Lantz 1 1 27 0 0
Defense Tackle Assist Sack Int IntYds IntTD
53 Briles 9 2 0.0 0 0 0
57 Hazeltine 5 1 0.0 0 0 0
37 Fisk 5 0 0.0 0 0 0
97 Whitfield 4 3 0.0 0 0 0
77 Rasmussen 4 2 0.0 0 0 0
34 Covington 4 2 0.0 0 0 0
42 Lyons 4 2 0.0 0 0 0
21 Fiset 3 0 0.0 0 0 0
74 Krueger 2 1 1.0 0 0 0
59 Holmes 2 1 0.0 0 0 0
90 McIntyre 2 0 0.0 0 0 0
41 Neasman 2 0 0.0 0 0 0
72 Drake 1 2 0.0 0 0 0
73 Dias 1 1 0.0 0 0 0
94 Sniadecki 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
33 Raines 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
46 Conlan 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
24 Gonzalez 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
88 Giddens 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
63 Mickelson 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
79 Moss 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
47 Warren 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
25 Prior 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
Miscellaneous Fumb FForc Recov MiscTD KeyRBlk SckAlwd
63 Mickelson 0 0 0 0 1 1
52 Anthony 0 0 0 0 0 1
78 Bruce 0 0 0 0 2 2
65 Bugenhagen 0 0 0 0 1 0
62 Rayburn 0 0 0 0 1 0