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Chubby · 11-01-2006, 10:46 PM

After little discussion, it was decided that Chief Rum would be executed today because he HAD to be a zombie (no, really).

Chief Rum was led out to the center of the town square, blindfolded as if he knew what was going to happen. The exectuioner stepped back to his mark and fired...

BANG

BANG

BANG!

Chief Rum looked down at his chest and laughed "HA HA! Did you think that would actually take care of me???"

Unbeknownst to him, teh last remaining member of Umbrella snuck up behind Chief Rum while he was gloating and stuck a syringe in his neck. Cheif Rum seemed to get woozy and dropped to the ground. The exectuioner moved up and emptied every shotgun shell he had into Cheif Rum's head, blowing it completely off!

The remaining members of S.T.A.R.S.: Mr Wednesday, hoopsguy, and spleen1015 seeing the last zombie put out of his misery quickly arrested BrianD.

BrianD explained that they (Umbrella) had released the W Virus into a couple of people's water supply about a week ago to test their results and that it was clearly a glowing success!!!

The S.T.A.R.S. members, disgusted with Umbrella's nefarious plot club BrianD in the head knocking him out cold before hauling him away to jail. They then started a thourough search of the Umbrella compound... yet they couldn't find an antidote. What they did find, was several large containers that were hooked into the city's drinking water supply. The containers were not marked but they WERE EMPTY!!!

S.T.A.R.S. Wins!!!

(or did they?)

11-01-2006, 10:46 PM	#2414
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	After little discussion, it was decided that Chief Rum would be executed today because he HAD to be a zombie (no, really). Chief Rum was led out to the center of the town square, blindfolded as if he knew what was going to happen. The exectuioner stepped back to his mark and fired... BANG BANG BANG! Chief Rum looked down at his chest and laughed "HA HA! Did you think that would actually take care of me???" Unbeknownst to him, teh last remaining member of Umbrella snuck up behind Chief Rum while he was gloating and stuck a syringe in his neck. Cheif Rum seemed to get woozy and dropped to the ground. The exectuioner moved up and emptied every shotgun shell he had into Cheif Rum's head, blowing it completely off! The remaining members of S.T.A.R.S.: Mr Wednesday, hoopsguy, and spleen1015 seeing the last zombie put out of his misery quickly arrested BrianD. BrianD explained that they (Umbrella) had released the W Virus into a couple of people's water supply about a week ago to test their results and that it was clearly a glowing success!!! The S.T.A.R.S. members, disgusted with Umbrella's nefarious plot club BrianD in the head knocking him out cold before hauling him away to jail. They then started a thourough search of the Umbrella compound... yet they couldn't find an antidote. What they did find, was several large containers that were hooked into the city's drinking water supply. The containers were not marked but they WERE EMPTY!!! S.T.A.R.S. Wins!!! (or did they?) Last edited by Chubby : 11-01-2006 at 10:46 PM.