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Old 10-11-2005, 06:03 PM   #6
MacroGuru
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
Awesome...

I forgot what dealing with a baby was like....

Imagine to my dismay when my wife breaks the news on New Years we are pregnant, considering I had the procedure done....

9 months later, the little tyke is here, and things couldn't be better, except, I forgot that baby's wake up at night.

Now the other task is the 8 and 5 year old. They are both striving for attention from mom.

prime examples
  • 8 year old kicks the 5 year old in the face this morning, and claims....it was an accident
  • 5 year old likes to sneak into the pantry and take food to the neighborhood kids, we are now the 7-11 of the block
  • Halloween is awesome around our house, thanks to the wife, and she has the kids as excited as she is, and we are going to be a dead pirate family........with the baby being our pet monkey.
  • Oh...and they both seem to think money grows on trees, the 8 year old said she wanted a credit card so she could by anything she wants, which produced a WTF? response from me, and she received a very boring education on credit and what it is all about...
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