Pleased to meet you all. It seems we'll be fellow travelers in this very special place. I hope to be of some assistance. If there's places you can't go, things you can't open, traps you can't bypass, I'm your cat. Not the kind of cat that laps milk
and not the kind of cat that blows the horn.
No, I'm the kind of cat that gets things done, for a modest price. If you need me, you only need call.