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Old 02-17-2015, 07:32 PM   #583
Shoveler
High School Varsity
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Central Minnesota
I'm fairly certain I can go toe to toe in a fist fight with anyone of you atrophied colonists. Isn't that what you want in a Sheriff? Someone who can put some muscle into the mix if necessary.

If you want to vote Old Man River in as Sheriff, realize it wont be hard to overthrow the leader. A plotting, scheming, General type is just the guy to make such a maneuver.

Or you can go for the doughnut eating meter maid who is pretending to be a beat cop.

The choice is clear, you just haven't realized it yet.

New (last minute) Slogan for Sheriff:
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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