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Gunther GoBoom (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Dr. Fantastic (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)
Purse: $12,000
Weapons: Claymore, Chainsaw, Claymore, Lead Pipe
The men enter the paddocks. As is customary, the challenger enters first. Gunther GoBoom walks in with steel in his eyes. He is in excellent form. Gunther often walks out close to the crowd and offers up phrases like, "Bet on Gunther or Gunther smash you!" or "Gunther go to the bathroom, then Gunther go to the ring, then Gunther GO BOOM!" Dr. Fantastic is looking in terrible shape coming out of the paddocks. The odds are closed at 3:1 in favor of Gunther, but what do oddsmakers know? The two men enter the arena. The host takes the microphone . . . "BEGIN!" Both men head for the chainsaw . . .
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