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Q: Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf?
A: Stop talking and brush your face!
Q: What gift did the werewolf parents give to their son?
A: A comb !
Q: What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine ?
A: He became a wash and werewolf !
Q: What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic ?
A: His bark was worse than his bite !
Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins ?
A: The whatwolves and whenwolves !
Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema ?
A: Anywhere he wants to !
Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog ?
A: A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road !
Q: How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge ?
A: The paw prints in the butter !
Q: How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge ?
A: Two pairs of paw prints in the butter !
Q: What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ?
A: You had some party the night before !
Q: How do you stop a werewolf chasing you ? A: Throw a stick and say fetch !
Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ?
A: A creature with an all over perm !
Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
A: He got ticks !
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail ?
A: It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you !
Q: Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted ?
A: Because they always give snappy answers !
Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera" ?
A: Because they were always snapping !
Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on ?
A: A wear-wolf !
Q: What do you call a hairy beast that is lost ?
A: A where-wolf !
Q: What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep ?
A: You have to get a new sheep !
Q: What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass ?
A: A werewolf with hiccups !
Q: What do you call an extinct hairy beast ?
A: A were-wolf !
Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf's teeth?
A: CRAZY!!!!!
Q: What kind of monster is washing machine safe?
A: A wash and wear wolf
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