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Easy Mac · 03-04-2006, 08:03 AM

I used to not like dropping a deuce in a public stall, but eventually you just get hooked on the pot.

Anywhere, on my floor there are 7 stalls (2/2/2/1 in the three bathrooms). What I hate is the guy who comes in when I'm dropping one in the large stall, then he sits in the stall right next to me. Dude, just go somewhere else, you have 5 other choices on the floor. Given that there's 3 other floors exactly like that, he has 17 other choices, and my last count was there's 9 stalls on the first floor, so he really has 26 other places he could crap. I really doubt all of those are occupied. Needless to say, I try to use the lone bathroom as often as possible.

However, the other day, I was relaxing in the solo bathroom, and about 3 minutes in a guy came in, try the stall door... backed off, then tried it again... what, did I magically stop crapping and exit in the three seconds? Then instead of leaving, I can hear him breathing and just waiting outside the stall. So I say fuck it, I'm waiting him out. I take out my watch, he ends up waiting 10 more minutes... WTF? This has to break some kind of ettiquette rule.

03-04-2006, 08:03 AM	#108
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I used to not like dropping a deuce in a public stall, but eventually you just get hooked on the pot. Anywhere, on my floor there are 7 stalls (2/2/2/1 in the three bathrooms). What I hate is the guy who comes in when I'm dropping one in the large stall, then he sits in the stall right next to me. Dude, just go somewhere else, you have 5 other choices on the floor. Given that there's 3 other floors exactly like that, he has 17 other choices, and my last count was there's 9 stalls on the first floor, so he really has 26 other places he could crap. I really doubt all of those are occupied. Needless to say, I try to use the lone bathroom as often as possible. However, the other day, I was relaxing in the solo bathroom, and about 3 minutes in a guy came in, try the stall door... backed off, then tried it again... what, did I magically stop crapping and exit in the three seconds? Then instead of leaving, I can hear him breathing and just waiting outside the stall. So I say fuck it, I'm waiting him out. I take out my watch, he ends up waiting 10 more minutes... WTF? This has to break some kind of ettiquette rule. Last edited by Easy Mac : 03-04-2006 at 08:04 AM.