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Originally Posted by WSUCougar
I'd almost rather shit my britches than poop amongst the unwashed masses.
Almost.
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Anyone ever make this conscious decision? I faced it once while at this huge flea market out in the middle of nowhere. As I'm admiring all the junk I get this explosive feeling and realize poo is imminent.
I proceed to find one of the only few port o toilets on the grounds, open the door to behold just a horrific mess. This was the critical point where I had to make the call. Shit my pants or endure the process of shitting in the port o potty.
Ultimately I determined riding home with shit in my pants was not the way to go, held my breath and got on with it.