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Old 03-30-2023, 12:31 PM   #3053
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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One of my wife's closest childhood friends came to visit yesterday from Germany. Before coming to the States, she went to Scotland on business and decided to buy me six bottles of beer as a gift. I don't know if she did it out of love or if she is trying kill me. Ok, I know she is not trying to kill me but she did do this intentionally.

BrewDog Tactical Nuclear Penguin- 32% Alcohol By Volume (ABV)
BrewDog Sink The Bismarck- 41%
BrewDog End Of History- 55%
Strength in Numbers- 57.8%
Brewmeister Armageddon- 65%
Brewmeister Snake Venom- 67%

The last one has a warning label. It says "This beer is strong. Do not exceed 35ml in one sitting.

I am glad stuff like this was not available when we were proving our manhood by showing how much alcohol we could handle.
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