Originally posted by Kekkonen:
Dear Coach Blitz,
in this dark hour I would like to direct your attention to a famous prophecy by the well-known French seer Nostradamus. The following verse seems especially relevant:
In the century before the last millennium
A Great Satan will wake up near the corn fields.
On a grass field with white stripes
the ravaging beast will be victorious.
But the end of the Golden Helm is near
when an idiot suits up in the backfield.
Sincerely yours,
An anonymous member of the Brock "The Savior" Gray Fan Club
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