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Originally Posted by NobodyHere
I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded.
How do I explain that to a girlfriend?
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Definitely don't bring up that analogy, she may be freaked out about self harm.
How about a Dominatrix? You love her but she doesn't care what you think, she teases you, hurts you all the time, and only gives you a win once in a while?