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Old 01-12-2015, 05:37 PM   #3
Izulde
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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3rd vs Moore United (1st)
G: Dermot McMurray
D: Ray Shearwood/Danny Farthing/Mark Ruddock/Leon Drysdale
MC: Ollie Pinner/Chris Melia
AMLR: Callum Amis/Chaz Wrigley
S: Mark Threlfall/Adam Furness

Things sure don't get any easier, do they?

9 - Melia sent off on a red, so the usual Wrigley to MC, Benjamin at AMR.

48 - Gorgeous skimming free kick goal by Amis! 1-0

52 - Beautiful pass by Furness to Benjamin in the box, and I think he's going to shoot, but instead he holds up and waits until Furness is in the six yard box, and it's a cross and shoot. 2-0

59 - Shit. Furness with a knock. Beckley in. Kills me that we're losing the guy who has proven our best striker by far.

78 - Amis to Wrigley to Pinner... and here's the dribble into the box and shoot for a gorgeous goal! Dropping off instructions to take a breather now that we have the game in hand. 3-0

82 - Aaaand breather over. 3-1

7.4+
Callum Amis - 8.8 (PotM)
Ollie Pinner - 8.5
Alex Benjamin - 7.6

Chris Melia gets warned for his red card, and he's officially dropped from the starting lineup in most situations. 6.27 average rating through 4 games and he's cost us a lot.

2nd vs Golborne Sports (15th)
G: Dermot McMurray
D: Liam Cattermole/Danny Farthing/Tyrone Gay/Leon Drysdale
MC: Paul Rutter/Chaz Wrigley
AMLR: Callum Amis/Alex Benjamin
S: Adam Furness/Mykel Beckley

As it turns out Chris Melia got himself a 3 match ban for the red card. Simon Wills isn't back to playing condition, so we're a little thin at MC at the moment.

20 - Cattermole is forced out due to injury. Will Hayton makes his debut now.

21 - Bitchass long shots. 0-1

39 - Beckley gets the ball outside the box after the defense makes a fantastic interception. He wings it out to Amis, who draws the opposition, then crosses far post to Benjamin, who puts it in. 1-1

47 - Fucking defense caught with shorts down 1-2

83 - O'Grady in for Rutter the yellow.

Definitely a match we had no business losing. But morale is shaky right now, so I'm gentle.

Bad Trains
Danny Farthing
Andy Marlowe
Leon Drysdale

Great. Just three of our defenders. :P

$9.61k profit. Board is pleased, yo.

Transfer In - MC Ben Steane - 30
12 Natural Fitness, 13 Pace, 11 Stamina, 10 Corner, 13 Free Kick, 15 Flair, 12 Work Rate. Basically fantastic in everything physically but jumping and strength.

I'm having trouble maintaining a consistently good morale for some reason.

2nd @Daten United (3rd)
G: Dermot McMurray
D: Liam Cattermole/Danny Farthing/Tyrone Gay/Leon Drysdale
MC: Simon Wills/Ben Steane
AMLR: Callum Amis/Alex Benjamin
S: Adam Furness/Mykel Beckley

Breaking the rule of 95% to get Steane in. Big game.

9 I select the best corner defense and it still sucks 0-1

Steane is benched for O'Grady at half.

68 - O'Grady down to DC, Nicholls at MC.

82 - Barnett in for injured Benjamin. Our offense has been nil today.

83 - Drysdale with the long free kick score 1-1

89 - FAGGOT ASS REF!!!! THT WAS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING PENALTY YOU DICKCLOWLN!!!!!! 1-2

7.4 - Leon Drysdale
Sub 6 - Ben Steane (5.9), Liam Cattermole (5.5)

We got well and truly fucked by the refs there, dropping down to 4th with a shit ton of teams.

5th @Malpas FC (11th)
G: Dermot McMurray
D: Ray Shearwood/Danny Farthing/Tyrone Gay/Leon Drysdale
MC: Paul Rutter/Ben Steane
AMLR: Callum Amis/Chaz Wrigley
S: Adam Furness/Mykel Beckley

3 - 0-1

10 - Threlfall in for Furness due to hurt

24 - A simple Steane to Beckley head free kick goal 1-1

36 - FUCK THIS TACTIC!!!! 1-2

44 - Amis to Rutter on a short pass, and then a long bounce pass to Wrigley for the sink-in. 2-2

48 - lsnafglabhsdflkhgsdoghsaoifgfi94tyoi4ghi9ty493g4o5brqgowrgys9atfgoghfoagsfdasgfaofgasodfga9t29tr9w 2-3

58 = GOD DAMN FUCKSNOGHSOHGIOSAGHFIGASIGAOHOSHFOADFPASF SAG NOT A FUCKING PIK NOT A FUCKING PK NOHOASGHOGHAOIGAHGOIAF 2-4

MY ETIRE FUCKING BACKLINE HAD BELOW A FUCKING 6! THE WHOLE GOD DMANED FUCKEINGOIAHSOGHASOHGOASHGO;ASHGOHASGOFHAWOGHAO9GH9AOGH

AND I DID FUCKING EVERYTHING THIS PUNK BITCH ASS FUCKING TACTIC TOLD ME TO FUCKING DO!!!!
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