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Chubby · 10-25-2006, 10:07 PM

It's the first day since Special Investigator Ben Lewis' body was found with what appeared to be teeth marks in his skull.

"We must find the zombies!" cried the citizens of Raccoon City.

After much discussion it was settled that bulletsponge must be a zombie for he was up for execution all day and couldn't even mount a defense! bulletsponge was brought to the townsquare for his judgement.

"How do we kill a zombie? Aren't they already dead?" wondered the crowd.

The executioner emerged from the crowd with a shotgun in hand. Surely such a weapon would ummm REALLY kill the undead! Three shots to the head and bulletsponge slumped to the crowd. There was a murmur from the crowd of onlookers as the coroner looked over his body...

He found a gun and holster, like that of the wild wild west. Was bulletsponge a wannabe gunslinger? Was he a zombie???

As the coroner took a blood sample from bulletsponge it was determined... he was NOT a zombie. The crowd started to grumble as they headed home in time for the curfew. Before dragging the body back to the morgue to be burned, it was noticed that bulletsponge had a small tattoo of what appeared to be a four leaf clover hidden on his ankle.

Night One ends Thursday at 9am EST.

10-25-2006, 10:07 PM	#351
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	It's the first day since Special Investigator Ben Lewis' body was found with what appeared to be teeth marks in his skull. "We must find the zombies!" cried the citizens of Raccoon City. After much discussion it was settled that bulletsponge must be a zombie for he was up for execution all day and couldn't even mount a defense! bulletsponge was brought to the townsquare for his judgement. "How do we kill a zombie? Aren't they already dead?" wondered the crowd. The executioner emerged from the crowd with a shotgun in hand. Surely such a weapon would ummm REALLY kill the undead! Three shots to the head and bulletsponge slumped to the crowd. There was a murmur from the crowd of onlookers as the coroner looked over his body... He found a gun and holster, like that of the wild wild west. Was bulletsponge a wannabe gunslinger? Was he a zombie??? As the coroner took a blood sample from bulletsponge it was determined... he was NOT a zombie. The crowd started to grumble as they headed home in time for the curfew. Before dragging the body back to the morgue to be burned, it was noticed that bulletsponge had a small tattoo of what appeared to be a four leaf clover hidden on his ankle. Night One ends Thursday at 9am EST. Last edited by Chubby : 10-25-2006 at 10:07 PM.