Didn't they learn their lesson with Peterson? Seems like the chances of us remembering this signing more for him bitching about not getting used properly greatly outweigh the chances of his playing well both on and off the field.
M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."