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There's another game we had growing up. Monolpoly. Everyone did. No one liked it. Even if you think you liked the game, you didn't. And it's simple why. Cuz this is anybody here, two and a half hours into a game of monopoly:
(slap board across room). Fuck this game! It's four in the morning Grandma, you win! I'm sitting on Baltic with crap...I'm paying luxury taxes up the ass...and I hate it when you're the banker! Where'd you get all those pink 50's you cheating whore? Don't fucking touch me, Grandpa. Nana is a cheating whore!
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