This tub of lard my mom calls my brother...I don't know what to think about it. The scary thing is, the damn cat talks to me on the phone when I call...she tells him she is talking to me and he runs up to the phone and talks...On my visit this week...he just plopped himself down in front of me, and started meowing and it sounded like he was holding a conversation with me. Oh, and to top it off....his name is Wiccan.