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I have one "friend" who I seriously want to hunt down and beat.
She has about 1,500 "friends", and updates her status every 3 minutes.
All her posts are of this variety-
"I've finally realized that when you tell a person you'll always be there for them, that doesn't mean they'll always be there for you"
"I've learned the hard way there is no such thing as a pain killer...the best you can hope for is a pain-postponer"
But this is the best-- in her bio:
"Whatever you give a woman she will make greater. Give her sperm, she will make a baby. Give her a house, she will make a home. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her any crap, BE READY!"
And-
She's a single mother, so she whines alot about not having "someone". But her picture is her in a wedding dress...to my knowledge, she was never actually married to the father.
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?"
"Yeah"
"Cool!!"
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