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This could be a poll question but anyway...
Today I had the mad case of the shits. So I bolt to the bathroom. And it is one of those shits where you get the sweats and shortness of breath...actually I think it was the beer shits cause I got drunk last night but you get my point.
With mere seconds to pick a stall before I shit myself I ran into the bathroom where there are 3 stalls.
Stall 1 - piss all over the seat...it was like someone stood there and aimed for the seat not the toilet.
Stall 2 - Pubies sprinkled on the seat like they just shaved their junk.
Stall 3 - I think a yeti just dumped in the toilet and didn't flush. The shit was actually over the water.
What to you pick?
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