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Premier League Sponsorship

-- Manchester United continue to bring in sponsorship money at a ridiculous rate, netting £60 million while we continue to attract little attention, garnering only £250,000, easily last in the Premier League. Thankfully, our pitiful Kit sponsorship deal expires next year so hopefully we’ll get a deal a bit more lucrative and more befitting a club of our stature.



International Duty

— Paul Moses is in FINE form already and has scored 7 goals in three games for England’s U21 team in Euro U21 action.



England Season Summary

Here's a look at the football.guardian.co.uk Season Summary report on all the English leagues, with a full recap of the Premier League and just a quick look at the promotions/relegations in the other leagues.

Barclays Premier League 2022/23
Winners - Chelsea
Relegated - Derby, Burnley, Stoke
Top Goalscorer - Yaya Sanogo, Manchester United - 30
Most Assists - Nicola Papaleo, Sunderland - 20
Highest Average Rating - Jelle Hoegee, Manchester City - 7.64 (28 apps)
Overachievers - Sheffield Wednesday (second year in a row)
Underperformers - Tottenham
Signing of the Season - Dover's Chiquinho (£9.5m)
Worst Signing of the Season - Sunderland’s Nuno Santos (£7.75m)

npower Championship
Winners - Norwich
Promoted - Norwich, Blackpool, Fulham
Relegated - Leicester, Portsmouth, Cardiff

npower League 1
Winners - Barnsley
Promoted - Barnsley, Bradford, Bristol Rovers
Relegated - Barrow, Rushden, Scunthorpe, Oldham

npower League 2
Winners - Barnet
Promoted - Barnet, Hereford, Gillingham, Stockport
Relegated - Torquay, Stevenage

Blue Square Bet Premier
Winners - Forest Green
Promoted - Forest Green, Kidderminster
Relegated - Woking, Stalybridge, Eastbourne Boro, Kingstonian

Blue Square Bet North
Winners - Fleetwood
Promoted - Fleetwood, Eastwood
Relegated - Histon, Corby, Nuneaton

Blue Square Bet South
Winners - Hampton & Richmond
Promoted - Hampton & Richmond, Eastleigh
Relegated - Carshalton, Chippenham, Tooting & Mitcham

Other Winners
FA Cup - Newcastle
League Cup - Dover
Community Shield - Manchester City
Johnstone's Paint Trophy - Colchester
FA Trophy - York

Europe Qualification
Champions League Group Stage - Man United, Chelsea, Dover, Arsenal
Europa League Fourth Qualifying Round - Newcastle, Manchester City
Europa League Third Qualifying Round - Sheffield Wednesday

-- Great to see us get “Signing of the Year” for a second consecutive season!



Preseason Foreign Tour

-- Every year, we pick a different country for a two-game friendly tour and this year, we’ll take our act to North America to face a couple of Mexican powerhouses in Club de Futbol America (America) and Club Deportivo Guadalajara (Chivas).