This thread has no purpose. At least no useful purpose.
It has one important silly purpose so I guess that technically you could say it has ONE purpose.
That useless purpose is to torture and torment those poor bastards that drew a coupon in the Santa's Leftovers thread. I mean No we would NEVER torture and torment anyone. We only want to showcase and laud these great people that were so LUCKY enough to choose a coupon.
These Lucky number choosers chose poorly.
So now they must spin the spinner on the magic Color Wheel of Death, which I own and will actually do the spinning.
So let's get to it...
On the Wheel is the following:
On this wheel are some pretty annoying things and they all revolve around YOU!
Magic Wheel color choices 
Red - Bad Poetry
Orange - Flash Fiction (I didn't say "Bad Flash Fiction" because I don't like being redundant)
Yellow - Stupidity
Green - A Random page from a random book
Blue - More Bad Poetry
Indigo - Adventure Awaits...
Violet - Abuse
Rainbow - CHOOSE A MAGIC CHOICE!