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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
I was just in a restroom stall adjacent to a 400-pound man who had diarrhea... very, very noisy diarrhea. I want to die.
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You know, I think there's a problem in this country. I'm guessing it's either our eating habits or just not taking care of ourselves...but I really can't even think of the last time I was in the bathroom at work and, if there was even one person in a stall, did not hear some form of explosive diarrhea taking place. Honestly, not once. It's a guarantee: if I go in there and see a stall door closed, with 100% reliability I will hear fireworks.
Prove me wrong, America.