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Best April Fools article I saw yesterday was one about Delta lessening the overcrowding in its Sky Clubs by not allowing anyone in. "Access for everyone means access for none, or something like that." But, Delta would still send Sky Club cards to signify membership.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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