Oh, and while I'm here in Austin, I'm getting a lot of pressure from the townsfolk to extend our contract with
Zach Chritakes, our hard-hitting strong safety who sadly can't seem to figure out how to play zone coverage. I reckon I will do so, and make the local fans happy - he grew up in
Dripping Springs, just a little ways out of town. I've been seeing a fair number of Ravens "39" jerseys being worn by local lesbians, I don't even know what to make of all that (is it some sort of sexual position?), but I'll take whatever demographic edge I can get. He wants $15/yr, I figure we'll settle around $11.