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Old 10-24-2020, 11:51 AM   #1460
QuikSand
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
DC BUREAU

Panic button. I'm nearly there. Clancy walks, and I'm left with my dick in my hands.

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Front Office Football Eight D.C. United Roster, Scout Overview Player # Pos Start Exp Current Estimate Future Estimate Cntrct Reeves, Clyde 112 QB 5 29 34 --- Matlosz, Winston 102 QB 5 25 37 1 yr. Stachelski, Chris 105 QB 5 22 34 --- Bush, Xavier 230 RB 2 58 68 3 yrs. Coates, Corbin 237 RB 4 46 46 1 yr. Okeafor, Grayson 225 RB 5 35 35 1 yr. Vasilatos, Billy 236 RB 2 34 48 --- Hackney, Brandon 344 FB 11 26 26 1 yr. Rastok, Caiden 339 FB 8 12 12 1 yr. Sinclair, Jackson 486 TE 9 50 50 2 yrs. Wells, Weston 448 TE 5 48 48 --- Lester, Lee 488 TE 3 41 41 --- Corbett, Luis 487 TE 12 12 12 1 yr. Dunwoody, Mario 510 FL 8 60 60 2 yrs. Roach, Barry 522 FL 10 50 50 --- Everhart, William 580 FL 9 45 45 2 yrs. Levine, Kaden 517 FL 12 36 36 --- Carrubba, David 504 SE 8 60 60 1 yr. Schultz, Arturo 583 SE 3 26 34 2 yrs. Peters, Dalton 589 SE 3 26 40 --- Fitzgerald, Anthony 660 C 11 69 69 1 yr. Joyner, Elliot 651 C 5 55 55 2 yrs. Carpenter, Miguel 659 C 2 27 42 --- Holsey, Branden 656 C 8 26 26 --- Hatcher, Neal 762 RG 7 52 52 1 yr. Alexander, Ivan 777 RG 2 20 41 --- Rodier, Donovan 874 LT 6 65 65 3 yrs. Lyons, Shane 873 LT 10 60 60 2 yrs. Finneran, Brayden 875 LT 2 46 59 3 yrs. Poston, Marlon 878 RT 4 39 39 1 yr. Adams, Sebastian 918 P 8 60 60 --- Kimsey, Miles 908 P 4 43 43 1 yr. Lyons, Mike 1003K 3 56 56 2 yrs. Sherman, Bubba 1190LDE 3 66 66 2 yrs. Gillespie, Samuel 1197LDE 5 50 50 1 yr. Hopper, Jessie 1193RDE 7 43 43 1 yr. Card, Kent 1179RDE 3 33 40 --- Carlisle, Malachi 1292NT 7 75 75 3 yrs. Sweeney, Aiden 1291NT 6 50 50 1 yr. Brew, Manuel 1350SILB 4 58 58 1 yr. Trammell, J.C. 1358SILB 10 44 44 --- Clancy, Sky Dog 1396WILB 3 43 43 --- Ruddick, Paul 1340WILB 5 41 41 --- Cassidy, Richie 1352WILB 3 34 34 --- Donaldson, Freddie 1398MLB 2 20 38 --- Welch, Max 1453SLB 9 58 58 --- Kinney, Andrew 1457SLB 4 45 45 1 yr. Houston, Terrell 1454SLB 3 21 34 --- Maloney, Brett 1455WLB 7 59 59 2 yrs. Junker, Josiah 1527LCB 5 57 57 3 yrs. Peterson, Cesar 1523LCB 8 40 40 --- Figures, Garrett 1529LCB 4 38 38 --- Radomile, Weston 1524LCB 3 33 41 --- Maeser, Joseph 1545LCB 2 26 38 --- Franz, Taylor 1520RCB 6 53 53 1 yr. Jeffrey, Colton 1547RCB 10 31 31 2 yrs. Reese, Miles 1642SS 10 46 46 2 yrs. Garrett, Jared 1633SS 3 38 43 2 yrs. Scott, Tom 1641FS 5 55 55 3 yrs. DeLizzio, Efrain 1635FS 6 49 49 2 yrs. Brittain, A.J. 1634FS 6 24 29 --- Arndt, Luke 1638FS 10 10 10 2 yrs. Trippi, Caiden 665 LS 7 21 21 1 yr. $$ - player is suspended, ## - player is inactive, ** = player is injured, %% - player is on IR. Players Under Contract: 38 Inactive: 0 On Active Roster: 38 Salary Cap: $739,500,000 Cap Room: $199,710,000 Maximum for New Player: $170,110,000 Front Office Football Eight Cap Room Lost (to old contracts): $40,210,000 Cap Room Lost Next Year (to old contracts): $0 Cap Room Required Next Year: $350,140,000

Not even a gigantic amount of cap space, if we were to plunge in after a free agent QB. Oh boy.

Well, the good news here, I guess, is that the roster around my QB-to-be isn't awful. We have an OL I am proud of (though chemistry suffered by retirements). We have a young RB I believe can be a centerpiece, which may be called upon short term here. And we have enough talent in the receiving corps to help bring a mediocre passer to respectability.

Honestly... thinking back on Clancy and the fairly disappointing efficiency we got from him in recent years (despite his hefty rating and salary)... fuck him. We'll be fine. I don't think we have this year's starter on the roster right now, but even if we do and it's just Maintenance Maitlosz, we might still be a winning team. Let's goooooooooooo
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