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WAZZU PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER THE STANFORD UPSET:
REPORTER FROM LARGE SPORTS NETWORK: Some people are claiming that the referees did a little home cooking in order to give your Cougars the upset victory tonight. What are your thoughts on the matter?
WAZZU COACH ST. JOHN: What are they talking about? The win tonight was yuge! It was bigly. 57 free throws? We're the best team ever. You haven't seen a team as good as this one. We're so good we're tired from all this winning. To say otherwise is just fake news, and YOU'RE fake news. Next question!
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