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Old 05-26-2009, 02:43 PM   #63
Barkeep49
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Not too far away
It’s the annual Honesty Conference held by your favorite group, the Very Intelligent Lovely Loquacious Accurate Genuine Edified Ring. You can, truthfully, be described as ecstatic, to be there. For the next few days it should be a breath of fresh air to be around people who can be counted on for honesty. Sure the truth hurts, but that’s a small price to pay for being straightforward.

The conference gets off to a rousing start with your keynote speech by the Dali Lama. This is followed by a new documentary on Abe Lincoln. Everything is going well until the end of the Lincoln documentary when the following message flashes up on the screen:

Quote:
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. We’re going to make life miserable for you. One by one we’re going to make you leave until we run this place.

Yours Truly,
The We Only Lie Vilify and Evade Society

Who are these W.O.L.V.E.S. and what are they doing at your conference? Sure it was nice of them to give such an honest closing, but never-the-less they must be rooted out. They must be stopped. And you’re just the honest sort of people to do it.


Game is on. The first deadline is Wednesday 10 PM Eastern
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