[CrimsonFox]

You argue and bicker and grouse at each other
You do not trust this one or that one
You holler and shout and say things like "Your mother!"
It seems like this is how you have your fun

But then two are settled on
And certainly all bets are on

People switch and they swatch.
And finally the punches start flying

The majority of you start to punch one
And you punch and you punch with your might

But quite suddenly the sword of the SHING! of a sword being drawn is heard
And it is thrown...a sword is thrown at Autumn and it stops a few inches from him and hovers in the air. It is a very attractive sword with sapphires in its hilt and even the blade is sapphire-encrested.



And it starts to speak
“Now you fellas wouldn’t have a party without moi? No my dears that simply will not do.” says the sword in a sexy female voice
“That wouldn’t be nice manners would it? Huh, you sexy thing? Ooooh baby, look at all those muscles. I don’t know whether I want to kill you or kiss you. Maybe I can do both. ”
It slices Autumn through but it does not kill him.

“To quote Kill Bill, “it is I who have penetrated you...””
Autumn pulls the sword out. It drops with a clang and you all stand there.

Staring at each other.


Staring.

“You boys are no fun anymore” says the sword and it goes silent.

You stare some more

You’re all still here.

“STOP STARING!” shouts the sword! “Just stop it! STOP IT! That’s it honey! Pick me back up again. Take me out of here like you promised! You threw me and I did my thing for you now a deal’s a deal!”

No one touches it.
And you all eye each other. No one is dead. You think okay maybe we should just search these things again.
So you do that for awhile and shit....that sword is gone.