3rd vs Paget (4th)
G: Ash Malhotra
D: James Kay/Tom Rowbotham/Anthony Newton/Brian Close
M: Phil Lindley/Craig Mitchell
AM: Dean Stevens/Tom Schofield/Paul McDonnell
ST: Brian Haule
Mostly the assman's lineup, though I put Stevens in at AML, as he's natural there.
24 -
Lindley short passes to
Haule, who plays a perfectly pristine pass into wide open pasture for
Stevens to run past everyone and shoot it in for his first goal for us!
1-0
We're doing okay at the half. A couple more shots on both sides where the scoreline should be something like 2-1 or 3-1, but I'll take our current lead, sure.
Schofield is ignoring me at the half, so I put in
Tevendale.
48 - Ugh.
1-1
53 - Oh look, here's our fuckign second half meltdown
1-2
87 - 3 straight shots where we shank, shank, shank. Now
Rowbotham's hurt. I put
Walters in at DL earlier, so this is our last sub, and
Sonuga gets the call.
Shit second half is shit, and we drop all the way to 7th with 7 points. 10 points are what's needed for the promotion spots now. That's twice now we've been slammed with the major upset label.
James Kay has gotten ripped apart by the fans, so we'll give
Tremain Walters some starting time to see how he does.
Good Trains
Andy Catley
Ash Malhotra
Bad Trains
Mark Corbett
The board's satisfied. We made $9.1k profit last month and sold 192 shirts. We've got $13.5k in the bank, so money's looking real good right about now.
Transfer In - DR Mark Bertram (23) - 4/5
Might be the new DR starter to shift
Brian Close up to MC.
7th @Entville Athletic (14th)
G: Ash Malhotra
D: James Kay/Tom Rowbotham/Anthony Newton/Mark Bertram
M: Craig Mitchell/Brian Close/Phil Lindley
AM: Tom Schofield
ST: Brian Haule/James Tevendale
Acumen picks, just cuz.
3 - Booming kick from
Malhotra to
Schofield, and two long passes later, it's
Haule hammering it home for the early quick strike.
1-0
11 -
Tevendale directs a series of passes, end result of is a back and forth with new DR
Bertram before
Tevendale bangs in goal #2. Weird that we seem to play better away than at home
2-0
What a great first half. We could have scored a couple more goals, too. I really like how this offense looks.
61 - I move
Tevendale to AMC and put
Wynne up front at striker, replacing
Schofield, who again experiences a drop in second half form.
74 -
Close to
Haule to
Wynne... and a textbook send into the box for
Tevendale to notch his second goal of the game, his fourth of the season!
3-0
79 - Damn fluke goal.
Catley on for the tired
Mitchell.
3-1
91 - WTF?!
3-2
We damn near lost that game. 8.8 for
James Tevendale, but that was about it. Still, we get the 3 points, and we're back up in 3rd, a point off the leaders.
3rd vs Leamington Hibernian (13th)
G: Ash Malhotra
D: James Kay/Craig Suddaby/Anthony Newton/Mark Bertram
M: Phil Lindley/Brian Close
AM: Dean Stevens/Tom Schofield/Paul McDonnell
ST: Brian Haule
One change I took out from the baseline strategy from FMM was allowing the wingers to cross. I feel like that's been a major issue for us, maybe. Worth a shot anyway.
13 - Fucking corners.
0-1
15 -
Stevens with a pretty cross to
Haule, and immediately three defenders converge on our Tanzanian striker. He lays it off to
McDonnell, who scores the equalizer like it's nothing.
1-1
I replace
Schofield with
Tevendale and
Lindley with
Rowbotham at the break, as we're looking mighty sluggish out there.
55 - HTF did you miss that,
Haule?! You were WIDE OPEN after
Malhotra set you up with the cannon shot!
57 - Roll the dice and sub
Mitchell in for
Close, who louses it up today.
78 -
Stevens dribbles the ball all the way down the left flank before post crossing it to
McDonnell, who once again finds himself completely open for the sitting shot. He converts.
2-1
88 - ...Wow. I have ZERO idea how the opponents missed that, but we'll take it. Shank you!
8.8 for
Paul McDonnell and 7.5 for
Craig Suddaby. A game we could have scored a lot more in, but also a game we could have lost. Back up in 2nd, but two teams who can jump us have games in hand.
Brian Haule leads the league in assists with 5, and also has 11 offsides, the most of any player in the league.
James Tevendale is second in offsides - a function of the system we run, of course.
Good Trains
Ash Malhotra
Bad Trains
Brian Haule
Board's now Pleased, and my Job Status is Secure. Small profit this month - just $301 - but money is money.
2nd @Rostance Edwards (3rd)
G: Ash Malhotra
D: James Kay/Tom Rowbotham/Anthony Newton/Mark Bertram
M: Paul McDonnell/Brian Close/Phil Lindley
AM: Tom Schofield
ST: Brian Haule/James Tevendale
We have yet to win a critical game like this. Every time, we've flamed out, with only one tie. Can today reverse that trend? Especially crucial since this is a game in hand team.
4 - Absolutely stunning ball forward by
Tevendale for
Schofield, who looks ready to shoot. But then he suddenly lays off to
Haule, and hello beautiful start!
1-0
46 - Some great opportunities, but no conversion.
Rowbotham is knocked out, so
Suddaby gets the call just before half.
49 - And now
McDonnell is forced off with injury.
Catley in.
69 -
Close on the free kick hits a long diagonal to
Schofield, whistling just past the head of the defender in the box.
Haule takes the ensuing pass, and the sorely needed insurance goal is there.
2-0
81 -
Schofield is playing his damn heart out, but he's also tired.
Loughlin needs to be worked back on to the pitch, so he subs in.
82 -
Catley to
Tevendale to
Haule, who dribbles inside the goal box and then sends it to
Tevendale, who ran all the way forward to be able to head it in! Game's ours now.
3-0
Our most complete win of the season by far in the biggest game of the year. Wow, just wow.
Great Players
Brian Haule - 9.3
Tom Schofield - 8.9
James Tevandale - 8.1
Mark Bertram - 7.8
Anthony Newton - 7.5
And we're back in 1st!!! Lot of teams with games in hand, but that's okay. We've 16 points through 8 games, and only a 6 game team can leapfrog us at the moment.
The fans naturally freak out with excitement at our big win.
I also belatedly realize every other team is fielding a roster of gray players, which is why we're favored in every single game. Now it's going to be embarrassing if we don't promote.
The team that could pass us does, much to my disappointment.
A few players have their statuses changed, which upsets them.
Gbenga Sonuga in particular is furious, and won't listen at all in our talk.
Transfer In: AML Patrick Lauber (23) - 2.5/5
Major upgrade at AML, now and in the future. I also notice it's possible to ask the captain to welcome the player to the club. Seems like it's a good idea.
2nd vs Burntwood Town (5th)
G: Ash Malhotra
D: James Kay/Tom Rowbotham/Anthony Newton/Mark Bertram
M: Phil Lindley/Brian Close
AM: Patrick Lauber/Tom Schofield/Paul McDonnell
ST: Brian Haule
Going to be a rough match, given the long layoff, and another huge game.
1 OMG!
Lauber with the corner kick to
Rowbotham and WE FINALLY HAVE OUR FIRST CORNER KICK GOAL OF THE SEASON!!!
1-0
4 See Izulde FM rules.
Haule's hurt, so in comes
Tevendale.
15 - Completely faked out.
1-1
45 -
Mitchell on for error-prone
Lindley
53 - FUCK YOU, HE WAS OFFSIDES!!!!
1-2
67 - Now
Rowbotham is out, so
Morley goes in. We keep missing shot after shot after shot, too.
74 - Game doesn't want me to win.
Mitchell's out with injury now, too.
90 - OMFG!!!! THAT'S THE FOURTH OR FIFTH FUCKING GUY KNOCKED OUT!! NOW
MCDONNELL!!!
We crash all the way down to 4th, and lose
Tom Rowbotham and
Paul McDonnell for a month and 2 months respectively.
Izulde FM curse at work yet again.