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Co-D'ohs · 02-26-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Godzilla Blitz:

Final Weeks
Florida State beats Alabama 35-24 to gain the national championship.

A bunch of Notre Dame players get lame real awards for stuff but let’s focus on our own awards.

First is the 2001 Darkside Award, given to the one player who least contributed to our cause. This year it is an easy choice. RB Rick Floyds’s 1483 yards, 10 TD’s, and 5.2 yards/carry stand out as being a major factor in our 8 victories. Singlehandedly he provided pivotal carries that led to disappointing victories. Thank god he is graduating.

But now for a more important award. The 2001 Most Valuable Loser Award. This award goes to the starter that contributed the most to help us lose games. This is a tougher choice, as we have a few players that could earn this prestigious award. But none shine so brightly as ILB Butch Landdeck. Yes, our converted QB managed to start 8 games due to the playing time bug. In these games, he played at one of the critical LB spots and managed only 23 tackles for a 5.5 tackle percentage. Not only that but he had no tackles for loss, sacks, interceptions, hurries, or dates all year. Way to get out of the way Butch! He is one of the big reasons why our defense ranked low in quite a few key catagories. Butch also played most of the year angry which was sure to disrupt clubhouse unity. You have earned our respect! Congrats on your award! The award comes with a coupon good for a free small fries at McDonalds. Be sure to stop by and see some of your senior friends!

02-26-2003, 06:43 PM	#55
Co-D'ohs H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003	Originally posted by Godzilla Blitz: Final Weeks Florida State beats Alabama 35-24 to gain the national championship. A bunch of Notre Dame players get lame real awards for stuff but let’s focus on our own awards. First is the 2001 Darkside Award, given to the one player who least contributed to our cause. This year it is an easy choice. RB Rick Floyds’s 1483 yards, 10 TD’s, and 5.2 yards/carry stand out as being a major factor in our 8 victories. Singlehandedly he provided pivotal carries that led to disappointing victories. Thank god he is graduating. But now for a more important award. The 2001 Most Valuable Loser Award. This award goes to the starter that contributed the most to help us lose games. This is a tougher choice, as we have a few players that could earn this prestigious award. But none shine so brightly as ILB Butch Landdeck. Yes, our converted QB managed to start 8 games due to the playing time bug. In these games, he played at one of the critical LB spots and managed only 23 tackles for a 5.5 tackle percentage. Not only that but he had no tackles for loss, sacks, interceptions, hurries, or dates all year. Way to get out of the way Butch! He is one of the big reasons why our defense ranked low in quite a few key catagories. Butch also played most of the year angry which was sure to disrupt clubhouse unity. You have earned our respect! Congrats on your award! The award comes with a coupon good for a free small fries at McDonalds. Be sure to stop by and see some of your senior friends!