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Originally Posted by Logan
When I turn 35, I'm going to run for President with the following being my sole stance: all bathrooms in America will be equipped with a speaker that plays some sort of radio at a reasonably loud volume 24/7 to drown out the sounds of explosions, waterfalls, and grunting.
I'll figure out all that health care, terrorism, border security stuff out once I'm in office.
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This is good news, and if you weren't a Rangers fan, I'd vote for you.
I'm sure that the explosions and waterfalls happen for women, but I wonder if the grunting happens, too. If it does, is it a quiet grunting, or is it more like a Monica Seles grunting? I want to know this, although I probably don't
really want to know this.