Hey now I have this:
Amazon.com: Dune, 40th Anniversary Edition (Dune Chronicles, Book 1) (9780441013593): Frank Herbert: Books
In my hands right now, so surely I bought it with the intention of reading it at some point. I'm sure we can come to a compromise.
I mean look at DT. Huge fan who purposely skipped your game, he's the culprit!