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Old 10-13-2005, 02:39 PM   #271
Breeze
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL
FOFC TEAM UPDATE

As I sit in my office looking over the two most recent box scores, I hear Sal Maglie, needling Hazzle from the other office next door.

"Hey Bob, what's happened. Bats seem pretty fridgid again."

Hazzle grunts a reply.

"Let's see," Maglie adds, obviously looking at the box score himself, "Ton is down below the Mendoza line, I thought he was supposed to be one of the outfield bats we could count on. Nights is at .226, Gunner is sub-Mendoza, Pflaggstettler is sitting on the line, Palmer is back in the Nights area, a poor old Gazelle can't buy a hit - he's at a whopping .059"

Hazzle walks off mumbling, but I can hear much of what he's saying as he passes my door, "%?!*^ pitchers, I'm gonna kill that %#@$!}. Where's the nearest %$@)! bar."
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