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Old 12-27-2007, 12:53 PM   #25
QuikSand
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
Our roster rating is a majestic 2, with the second-worst being a 41. Ouch.

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Front Office Football 2007 2017 Summary for Golden Hill Hoplites Year 2017 Record 4-12 Winning Pct. .250 All-Time 65-111 Winning Pct. .369 Playoffs 2-2 Playoff Visits 2 Bowl Wins 0 Head Coach Dan Lofton Record 82-100 Winning Pct. .450 Off. Coord. B. Greenham Def. Coord. R. Sheldon Golden Hill Hoplites Team Rank Rushes per Game 23.9 25 Rushing Yards 109.3 18 Yards Per Carry 4.57 3 Pass Attempts 34.6 18 Completions 17.9 32 Completion Pct. 51.7 31 Passing Yards 237.6 17 Yards Per Attempt 6.88 19 Yards Per Catch 13.29 1 Total Yardage Gained 328.5 20 3rd Down Conversions 36.7 26 Points Per Game 18.2 29 Pass Rush Pct. 15.9 32 Pass Defense Pct. 35.0 32 Turnovers 22 11 (T) Turnover Margin -3 23 Opponents Team Rank Rushes per Game 32.2 31 Rushing Yards 144.3 32 Yards Per Carry 4.48 28 Pass Attempts 30.3 1 Completions 20.3 9 (T) Completion Pct. 66.9 32 Passing Yards 245.1 20 Yards Per Attempt 8.10 31 (T) Yards Per Catch 12.10 29 Total Yardage Gained 378.8 31 3rd Down Conversions 45.2 31 (T) Points Per Game 26.6 30 Pass Rush Pct. 25.1 31 (T) Pass Defense Pct. 67.8 29 Turnovers 19 31 Week Team Versus Oppnt 1 9 at LYN 34 2 17 SWO 34 3 24 at NEW 31 5 10 OLC 44 6 9 at YTS 24 7 17 WIL 33 8 27 at RAN 13 9 17 at ROO 19 10 19 SHA 24 11 27 LYN 10 12 24 TON 27 13 7 BAR 30 14 6 at PEN 35 15 27 YTS 24 16 17 at AMH 24 17 34 at SHA 20 Passing Pos Att Comp Yards Y/Att TD Int Rate 2 B. Mayhem QB 514 272 3661 7.12 19 15 76.0 5 A. Ellard QB 34 12 132 3.88 1 0 57.5 **Team --- 553 286 3802 6.88 20 16 73.8 $$Opp --- 484 324 3922 8.10 28 9 103.2 Rushing Pos Att Yards Y/Att TD Fum 32 O. Winters RB 239 1034 4.33 4 4 20 J. Fling RB 111 488 4.40 3 2 **Team --- 383 1749 4.57 8 16 $$Opp --- 515 2309 4.48 17 21 Receiving Pos Targ Catch Yards Y/Ctc Y/Tar Drop TD 84 S. Newman WR 180 88 1480 16.82 8.22 18 5 80 J. Reeves WR 95 52 834 16.04 8.78 5 4 32 O. Winters RB 56 38 289 7.61 5.16 3 4 88 G. Stevenson WR 66 28 313 11.18 4.74 6 2 42 L. Bush WR 58 25 264 10.56 4.55 5 0 86 L. Reynolds TE 35 21 255 12.14 7.29 2 1 82 S. Matos TE 29 16 185 11.56 6.38 3 0 Defense Pos Tack Asst Sack Hurr Ints Defn PDPct 50 Z. Swift ILB 146 51 5.5 2 1 5 76.1 22 B. Hutchins S 63 29 1.0 1 0 4 77.3 56 A. Bernhardt OLB 57 20 1.0 0 1 2 74.3 31 D. Emerling CB 55 12 0.0 0 2 7 73.1 44 M. Sanderson CB 48 10 0.0 0 0 5 75.0 79 M. Newhart DT 44 11 3.0 3 0 0 81.6 37 F. Rawls S 43 16 0.0 0 1 6 77.1 39 R. Bullock CB 42 6 0.0 0 1 7 76.9 51 S. Willis OLB 36 16 0.0 3 1 1 79.2 96 D. Brody DT 33 13 3.0 3 0 0 80.8 90 K. Jagger OLB 33 7 1.0 0 1 1 69.1 70 F. Barlow DE 32 14 2.0 11 0 0 80.9 92 D. Goldman DT 32 18 3.0 6 0 1 82.8 93 W. Malcomson DE 30 15 4.5 11 0 0 81.9 52 L. Barton OLB 22 12 0.0 1 0 1 72.2 55 R. Milts ILB 20 8 0.0 0 0 0 68.1 25 K. Andersen S 20 4 0.0 0 0 0 71.1 94 H. Cassidy DE 19 6 3.0 3 0 0 79.1 33 R. Sherman S 18 11 0.0 0 0 3 79.0

Not a lot to say here Zach Swift indeed puts up stellar numbers on the empty defense, and Sammie Newman remains the only guy on the team who can catch a pass. But whatever we had last season to be a contender is just gone now 4-12 is probably better than we belonged, given these stats. This just is not a good team at all.

Zack Swift is a first team all-pro. Nice. I know its because we suck and he sucks slightly less than everyone else. But its still kinda cool. I feel pretty awful for him, all told. Hes still rated 35/35 overall, with a 54 in run defense the guy can make a tackle. Unlike, say, anyone else on my defense, EVER.

Meanwhile, I cant help but noting QB Peter Briggs is 102-58 playing for Sanborn. He has one ring, and a list of accomplishments about three screens long. That is clearly the one that got away here. If we draft him at 1.6 instead of OJ, and just fill in with whatever RB we could have gotten later on, we would have been a pretty different team. (Though Briggs, admittedly, does seem to throw a fair number of picks also)
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