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Old 12-27-2007, 04:42 PM   #27
QuikSand
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
Okay… we’re ready for the season, such as it is.

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Front Office Football 2007 2018 Summary for Golden Hill Hoplites Year 2018 Record 5-11 Winning Pct. .312 All-Time 70-122 Winning Pct. .364 Playoffs 2-2 Playoff Visits 2 Bowl Wins 0 Head Coach Dan Lofton Record 87-111 Winning Pct. .439 Off. Coord. B. Greenham Def. Coord. R. Sheldon Golden Hill Hoplites Team Rank Rushes per Game 28.0 9 Rushing Yards 119.8 10 Yards Per Carry 4.28 15 Pass Attempts 32.1 26 Completions 19.4 24 Completion Pct. 60.6 21 Passing Yards 252.7 12 Yards Per Attempt 7.88 5 Yards Per Catch 13.00 4 Total Yardage Gained 358.9 10 3rd Down Conversions 48.3 1 Points Per Game 23.4 15 Pass Rush Pct. 15.1 29 Pass Defense Pct. 43.9 26 Turnovers 22 5 (T) Turnover Margin +2 12 (T) Opponents Team Rank Rushes per Game 28.3 21 Rushing Yards 128.9 30 Yards Per Carry 4.56 30 Pass Attempts 31.1 1 Completions 20.1 6 Completion Pct. 64.5 24 Passing Yards 238.8 11 Yards Per Attempt 7.67 27 (T) Yards Per Catch 11.90 23 Total Yardage Gained 357.7 25 3rd Down Conversions 45.1 27 Points Per Game 25.1 28 Pass Rush Pct. 21.5 25 (T) Pass Defense Pct. 48.5 15 Turnovers 24 20 (T) Week Team Versus Oppnt 1 42 YTS 13 2 19 SAN 24 3 31 LOK 38 4 13 at GAS 16 5 21 at BAR 24 6 40 SHA 21 7 16 at YTS 21 8 21 RYB 31 9 24 HAR 20 10 24 at LYN 30 12 34 DIX 14 13 21 at OLC 35 14 24 at WHE 17 15 17 at SHA 26 16 0 at LEW 27 17 28 LYN 45 Passing Pos Att Comp Yards Y/Att TD Int Rate 2 B. Mayhem QB 431 257 3356 7.79 28 10 96.2 5 A. Ellard QB 81 53 677 8.36 4 3 92.4 **Team --- 513 311 4043 7.88 33 13 96.3 $$Opp --- 498 321 3821 7.67 29 11 98.0 Rushing Pos Att Yards Y/Att TD Fum 32 O. Winters RB 291 1268 4.36 3 6 20 J. Fling RB 71 357 5.03 3 1 41 J. Gibson RB 57 182 3.19 2 0 **Team --- 448 1916 4.28 8 21 $$Opp --- 452 2062 4.56 19 26 Receiving Pos Targ Catch Yards Y/Ctc Y/Tar Drop TD 84 S. Newman WR 169 97 1608 16.58 9.51 16 10 80 J. Reeves WR 79 49 677 13.82 8.57 1 7 42 L. Bush WR 76 45 570 12.67 7.50 8 4 32 O. Winters RB 48 38 282 7.42 5.88 3 4 88 G. Stevenson WR 55 29 375 12.93 6.82 4 3 Defense Pos Tack Asst Sack Hurr Ints Defn PDPct 50 Z. Swift ILB 113 32 1.0 4 2 7 76.3 22 B. Hutchins S 81 21 0.0 1 3 6 80.7 51 S. Willis OLB 62 11 2.0 1 0 2 65.8 56 A. Bernhardt OLB 55 23 0.0 0 0 9 76.7 39 R. Bullock CB 42 10 1.0 0 1 4 76.8 37 F. Rawls S 39 15 0.0 0 2 7 81.7 31 D. Emerling CB 37 9 0.0 0 1 6 76.6 79 M. Newhart DT 35 18 3.0 7 1 1 83.2 44 M. Sanderson CB 35 11 0.0 0 0 5 77.3 92 D. Goldman DT 34 8 3.5 4 0 0 80.0 94 H. Cassidy DE 32 14 4.0 12 0 1 81.9 52 L. Barton OLB 28 7 1.0 0 0 0 72.4 98 L. Campbell DE 26 10 5.5 4 0 1 82.1 96 D. Brody DT 24 12 3.5 6 0 0 81.7 33 R. Sherman S 21 5 0.0 0 1 1 74.0 29 J. Buchanan CB 20 4 0.0 0 0 2 70.6 30 D. Petkovich CB 20 8 0.0 0 0 2 72.7

ZOMFG! FIVE WINS!

In what is certainly our swan song, Bert miraculously puts it all together, posts an unlikely 28/10 ratio and a 96 passer rating, and we pull out 5 games despite literally shuffling zombie players around almost every week. OJ and Sammie each put together great seasons – how does OJ basically not even miss a beat after taking a -32 drop in camp? Honestly now, what is that? Where was all this magic cohesion when we still had enough players to do something with it?

G B.J. Irwin, oddly, is our only all-pro honoree. Second team for a season where he posted 28/76 KRBs and only 3 sacks in 411 pass plays. Mazel tov!

Anyway – we will run the offseason routine, I have everyone signed for next year, but I have to think we will get whacked and totally wiped out.
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