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Old 04-05-2009, 10:03 PM   #84
EagleFan
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
The clock ticks in slow motion. What seems like hours, days even, has been just 5 minutes. Everyone frantically tries to get out of teh office but they cannot. You are trapped, the downsizing has begun.

"You've got mail"

Now what!!!!

There will be an office wide meeting at noon. This will not be a working lunch. We wil discuss the future of the company and the cuirrent "restucturing" of the office. Attendance is mandatory. You check your watches, you have 2 hours and 45 minutes left to worry about what ill be next, who will be next.

There has to be something that you can do and though two chicks at once is the idea that keeps popping into your head you know there must be something else.

A pre-emptive strike. You need to how them that you also mean business. You send out an office wide email, you will meet at 11:00 with the idea of discussing a little restructuring of your own. You don't know who is on the inside of this but someone is going to pay. You have an hour and 45 minutes left before that meeting to figure it out, to pick your first victim. You just know that it's going to feel more like 21 hours though, the day is just crawling.
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