[Julio Riddols]

I'm just waiting for this thread to blow up with some mad apple hate.

"Oh you're one of those Red Delicious favoring freaks? You're exactly what is wrong with this country. Stuck in the old ways- Let me guess, asshole.. You think women should be stripped of their right to vote and slavery should be re-introduced too, huh... You'd probably eat a Russet if they were still widely available, wouldn't you? What if your children grow up and start buying SweeTangos and Zestars and Honeycrisps? What are you gonna do then you bigoted, small minded prick? You can't change progress, man. This ain't your grandpas orchard!"

Suddenly we'll find that we're all be cider selves with anger for our fellow compatriots, losing just a little more of that humanity that made up the core of who we are as a species. People will be boxed by the bushel.