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Posted by: AZTarHeel
Steve, you’ve got to help me. This crazy Sheriff guy is camped out on the steps of the Chancellor’s building, proclaiming himself the next men’s basketball coach here at Alabama. The masses are cheering him and creating quite a stir. We haven’t even offered him the job yet. Heck, we haven’t even approached him. As the athletic director, I’m trying to get the best. I’m going after Illinois coach Harris Rowle
That’ll never happen Mr. Zorro. Harris will coach at Illinois till he’s 90. I say give the Sheriff a chance. He’s a bit wacky — I could tell you some stories about a certain time he visited the Bahamas— but he’s a solid basketball man. Plus after the Barkley debacle, what could be worse? Hey, at least he’ll be colorful...
But he hasn’t exactly set the world on fire at George Mason. He didn’t even make the NCT.
Yeah, but it’s GMU. What do you expect? He’s in the Colonial. Take a chance...
Maybe you’re right... Wait a minute. Hey, I gotta go, the people are storming the building! RIOT! **static**
Mr. Zorro? ... Mr. Zorro? Are you there? Hello?
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