[CrimsonFox]

I'm ssstill kind of chuckling at the berserker room. There once were three berserkersss. A papa berserker, a mama berserker, and a baby berserker. They lived in a log cabin on the edge of the dungeon. They loved to sssit by the fire day and night and laugh maniacally. They laughed and laughed all day aand night. One day a righteously good priest walked into the room. HE armed himssself for battle. But when he realized they were berserkersss he hid by the ssside of the house and waited for reinforcements . FOr three days and nights he waited. NOthing happened. He sssubmitted orders like "I quietly be quiet". THey kept laughing...kept laughing day and night. He kept expecting them to burssst out ofg the house and kill him any sssecond but they did not. Eventually the cleric snuck out of the room quietly. After he left, papa berserker turns to mama berserker and says, "HAHAHAHAH! That's sooooo funny! heheheheheh! He thought we were berserkers! HAHAHAHA!" "Yeah! He waited outside for three days when he could have just knocked on the door and we'd have given him this pile of treasure and magic items! hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the end.

The moral of the story: SHUT THE FUCK UP DANNY!