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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Well, I thought the Palin/Rice thing was going to take the cake for WTF celeb news stories today, but...

Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney

Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

Hell Atlantic must be smiling on this.