Facebook comments always remind me of an old episode of Duckman ("The Longest Weekend") where he goes to City Council
Random Man: "There's an evil cabal running this city! A ruthless group who loot our treasury to finance their goal of world domination through pornography and the proof of this is the proposal that the intersection of Beacon and Third have a 22-second walk cycle!""
Random Lady: "And I want to know the names of the unholy pagans who spent their nights making offerings to their dark lord and their days voting for mandatory feline distemper shots! "
Duckman: "I've never heard such a bunch of penny-ante, dime a' dozen, two-bit half-wits exaggerating their enemies, and belly-aching over the tiniest, stupidest personal problems."
Cornfed: "It's your turn"
Duckman: "I want to talk about the most vicious, heartless, cold-blooded traitors in the history of mankind and how they changed my block's street-cleaning hours! "
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!
Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"
Last edited by sterlingice : 10-19-2020 at 09:38 PM.
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