aha! my favourite petpeeves!!!
Here, we have this kinda tiny bathroom, one stall, one urinal. I need to take a dump, abso-freacking-lutely NEED TO. I'm walking resolutely toward the bathroom as I see a guy walking in there, maybe witha 10, 15 feet headstart on me, I'm thinking "please God, be it that he needs to take a piss". I walk in and what do I realize? The guy is in the stall, nobody at the urinal and HE'S FREAKING TAKING A PISS!!!
Damn, I tell you, I almost shit in the urinal.
FM