DAY ONE
I work in an office that provides ice cold coke zero and ice cold dr pepper. ALL I CAN FUCKING DRINK WHENEVER I WANT. This is the best job in the world. Unfortunately, I eschew things like water and peeing normally when I partake both at work and at home. So we're kicking that habit. I had my last one last night at poker night, and it was shitty diet coke with lime. So at least I don't have fond memories.
1. No soda.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!
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