53 season ticket sales, same as last year.
13th @Gillingham Reserves (22nd)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Benjamin Phillips/Kerry Mills
M: Melvyn Ellington/George Zuerner/Oliver Wells/Sam Tanner
AM: Joe Westwood
S: Alex Neville
13 - Bitch ass luckyfuck shot.
0-1
18 -
Wells bump up to
Neville and center pop to
Westwood for the score.
1-1
Haystead on for
Wells at the half.
80 -
Zuerner to MR;
Firth at MC.
89 - It's the
Westwood corner to
Cattell's head show!
2-1
91 - You know that cockpunching bullshit was gonna happen
2-2
So fucking frustrating.
11th vs Bedfont & Faltham (14th)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Benjamin Phillips/Kerry Mills
M: Melvyn Ellington/George Zuerner/Oliver Wells/Stuart Ball
AM: Joe Westwood
S: Alex Ryan
6 - These assholes drill two of our guys and score on top of it.
0-1
9 -
0-2
30 - WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?@
0-3
31 - LNAGFOAFGHAHGOHAOGHIBVA9OPBHAE9GH09HTO36O4H598Y3TG9HVGOE
0-4
We lose 1-5. I expect I'll once again be fired by Christmas.
$7.74k profit, as we continue healing our budget. Board is satisfied still despite our struggles.
Melvyn Ellington is a rising star in development
vs Bardon (FA Vase 2nd Round)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Benjamin Phillips/Gareth Lloyd
M: Melvyn Ellington/George Zuerner/Oliver Wells/Sam Tanner
AM: Joe Westwood
S: Alex Ryan
George Zuerner refuses to mentor
Melvyn Ellington. Jerk.
Peter Firth left the team for another amateur side before this match.
Kerry Mills got blasted in the media so he'll sit this one.
They're two levels above, so the 1-4 loss shocks no one.
17th vs Maidenhead Reserves (3rd)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Benjamin Phillips/Kerry Mills
M: Melvyn Ellington/Liam Haystead/Oliver Wells/Will Dickson
AM: Joe Westwood
S: Osita Adeniyi
32 - Goal kick by
Kemp takes a favorable bounce.
Westwood wins and scores
1-0
73 - K.
1-1
How about I just let you all know when I'm fired?
I vaguely recall my assman saying a 4-2-3-1 tactic would work in preseason, but maybe I'm mixing numbers around. Anyway, I'll try that over the next few games.
16th @Mole Valley (6th)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Benjamin Phillips/Kerry Mills
M: Alex Neville/Oliver Wells
AM: Melvyn Ellington/Joe Westwood/William Dickson
S: Alex Ryan
49 - Heh.
0-1
83 -
Neville to
Ellington and the pass into space for
Ryan, who beats the keeper.
1-1
17th @AFC Croydon (1st)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Benjamin Phillips/Grant Monelle/Kerry Mills
M: Melvyn Ellington/Alex Neville/Oliver Wells/Sam Tanner
AM: Andy Butcher
S: Osita Adeniyi
42 -
Butcher hits
Phillips on the corner for the goal.
1-0
59 - Yeah.
1-1
80 - Duh.
1-2
81 -
Adeniyi scores. Don't care.
2-2
19th @Wednesfield (10th)
Our keeper got hurt before this game for 2 weeks with nasty flu, so last year's keeper is in. It doesn't matter.
We lose 1-2. Just waiting to be fired again.
$7.89k profit, and board is still satisfied because of all the kids I've hired.
20th vs Shortwood Reserves (21st)
G: Andrew Kemp
D: Paul Adams/Stuart Cattell/Grant Monelle/Kerry Mills
M: Alex Neville/Oliver Wells
AM: Melvyn Ellington/Joe Westwood/William Dickson
S: Alex Ryan
3 -
Ellington with the race down the flank and cross to
Ryan for the head-in.
1-0
11 -
Westwood converts the PK.
2-0
15 - Late as shit offsides call there, assholes.
49 -
Wells sent off on a bullshit red.
53 - Here we go
2-1
58 -
Ellington to
Westwood, who gives a perfect feed to
Ryan. The kid hesitates to make sure he's onside, then shoots for the insurance.
3-1
61 -
ThatLoanKid on for injured
Dickson.
76 - They'll tie or win by end of game.
3-2
83 - Fucking TOLD YOU
3-3
I resign the next day. Sick of this RETARDED FUCKING STUPID GAME ENGINE THAT NEEDS A GOD DAMNED FUCKING PHD TO DO FUCKING ANYTHING!