“Once again this year I promise
only this: the most honest portrayal
of small scale genocide that I can
muster. With all of my black heart I
promise no mercy, save that which
your gods deem fit to leave you
with. And as always, I invite all the
families of the adventurers to share
my box with me during the game.
I’ll even supply the tissues.”
—DUNGEON JUDGE DEVASTATOR,
BEFORE THE TEXARCANACRAWL.