|
I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.
Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.
|